It's Late

I'm stuffed. About the explode. Footlong sub from Subway, Chicken Lo Mein (yum), Bloomin' onion and lots of bread. My tum's the size of a basketball. Our favorite waiter Frank was there, but he wasn't serving us. He stopped and talked to the boys about music for like 10 minutes haha. He was holding a bunch of napkins and silverware the whole time. I'm completely exhausted, it's pretty late. When I finally get to sleep I'm gonna sleep so good.

The TV is saying Darwin was the first to notice female's choice or something. As in "The male peacock's tail is large and showy because the females like it that way"

Hahahahaha. Nasty gross scorpion fly things on TV. ***Nasty gross scorpion fly sex on TV.

Let's just change the channel. Good, some guy telling jokes while sort of singing them into a song and not really playing the guitar. Mike Birbiglia? It just ended and I've never heard of him, so. Nevermind. Alright well I really do have to go to sleep, Bye!

Stuff

A couple days ago I dropped my camera on the ground and smashed it, but it turns out we bought the $8.00 insurance and I got to get a new one, woo. Too bad some idiot stole my cellphone from our table at Outback. It's pretty creepy, they're charging it and everything because when we call it's not dead yet. They have all my phone numbers and text messages and stuff. Everyone at Subway has new shirts and the advertising the heck out of that Fuze drink crap. It's tea or something, it's on every cup, shit, poster, and flat surface in the store. They must be paying Subway a dump load of money, huh. Skylar comes home from scalloping today. I guess they got alot of scallops! He said he found 52. Watching the wiener dogs was alot of fun, Tank loves Hercules. They were playing and running around like puppies, but he's like 20 times Hercules' weight. I didn't know FaceBook had a neat little chat thing! I heard weird popping noises and didn't even know there we a bunch of IMs there. It's pretty cool. My mom's watching that movie Picture Perfect on TV. We're going to rent Knowing later. I thought I heard it was bullcrap, but it got 4/5 stars on moviefone from user reviews, so. You know. We're gonna give it a chance. I forgot to pick up all of the dog toy fluff off Skylar's floor before I left! It was so clean before we brought them new squeaker toys. Hopefully they won't be too mad. I wonder if Jerry is still in town. Skylar said he was going to be gone by the time he got back from scalloping, so probably not. Aaw. There was a commercial on TV just now and they were letting people try this new lipgloss stuff and there's a little picture of a man on each top and people liked it and then they asked them what they thought aout the price and everyone said they wouldn't buy it. It was $18.00. For lipgloss. Retarded.

Dogs

A little girl made fun of Rebel for having painted toenails at the dog park. She ran back to her parents and laughed. It's not like they were pink or anything, just blue. Blogger takes too long to upload my pictures, but it's alright. I lost my cell phone and broke my camera in the span of about... 2 days. My mom's not too excited to buy me a new phone now. I left it at Outback on the table :( .

I'm dog-sitting Jaxx&Hercules for Skylar while they're gone for a couple days.





HERCULES----------->









JAXX.


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